• A: You're fat.
  • B: It runs in my family!
  • A: Dude, no one runs in your family!
  • White Parents: Good morning, time for school!
  • Black Parents: Getcha ass up, don't miss that damn bus!
NACACALOCA

NACACALOCA

Voldemort’s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

"What is the second best anti-dandruff shampoo in the world?"

beben-eleben:

Uhmmmm… I really don’t known.

Friend: Patikim naman ng kinakain mo.

beben-eleben:

Expectation:

Reality:

 

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