- A: You're fat.
- B: It runs in my family!
- A: Dude, no one runs in your family!
- White Parents: Good morning, time for school!
- Black Parents: Getcha ass up, don't miss that damn bus!
Voldemort’s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
"What is the second best anti-dandruff shampoo in the world?"
Uhmmmm… I really don’t known.
Friend: Patikim naman ng kinakain mo.