Fuck You Number ONE OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON FACEBOOK. ITS NOT LIKE FACEBOOK IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMB ARSE.
Fuck You number TWO There is NO SUCH THING as a FACEBOOK Tracker. It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like “OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!” No, it doesnt.
Fuck You number THREE To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? You’re stupid. Go play in traffic
Fuck you number FOUR Don’t ever post pictures and say: “OMG, I’m so ugly” because if you were, you wouldn’t post them. If you do you’re fucking stupid.
Fuck you number FIVE NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don’t try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you’re still retarded
Fuck you number SIX Quit crying because you’re not on someones ‘Top 8’. Who cares?!? ITS fACEBOOK!!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone! Fuck you number SEVEN Who really cares if I don’t accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don’t send me another request or message asking “What’s up with you not adding me?” I don’t want you as a friend, that’s what’s up, arsehole.
Fuck you number EIGHT girls in year’s 9/10/11 who have FACEBOOK and look like sluts, and act like whores; Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. And Parents - Quit blaming FACEBOOK for your kid being a hooker, she was a whore before FACEBOOK, and she’d be a whore without it! What does that say about your parenting skills? Think about it!
Fuck you number NINE If you open a MESSAGE OR SPAM and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb
Fuck you number TEN FACEBOOK was created to keep up with friends. Quit trying to check up on your wasted ex!! Come on, now, people, its called stalking…you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.
Fuck you number ELEVEN People who send you a million fucking application invites. Like fuck off I dont want to be part of your goddamned zombie army or join your gay hockey fantasy pool. Lay the fuck off!!
Fuck you number TWELVE Stop Making groups saying facebook will shut down in 20 days if a million people don’t join. LIKE HOLY FUCK, GET A LIFE
“Our brain is one of the most amazing things that GOD gave to us. The moment we are born, it functions 7 days a week, 24 hours a day, and every seconds of our life. It controls our nervous system, heartbeat, decisions, emosions, movements, response, planning, reasoning, memory, speech, etc. And it only stops when we…………………….TAKE EXAMS. (bravo!)”—Anonymous (via bacnotlovesyou)
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